ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

(via sickgrrrl)

"When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god."

Melanie Exler
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(Source: strengthenizer, via theintellectualbadassgirl)

buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

(via folk-all-of-you)

Stretch marks are like racing stripes